I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
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I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
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Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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