Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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