Since when is my name a synonym for head?
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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