I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
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