I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
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Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
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I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
I think people are normalizing furries
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
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