3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
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Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
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Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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