and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
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She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
She told me I should be a condom model.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
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She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
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