she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
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is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
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Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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