The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
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I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
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Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"