wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god