are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.