Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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