I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
Randomize