I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
Randomize