I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
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I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
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And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.