You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
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Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
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Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
BRING THE BAGELS
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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