Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
Acid is not a monday night drug
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
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mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
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Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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