There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
My vagina is very pro this idea
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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