just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
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Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
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He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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