If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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