i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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