It's Friday. Sex?
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
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So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
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In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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