Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
Randomize
