okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
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Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
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The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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