He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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