Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
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I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
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There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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