I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
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... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
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Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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