so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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