oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
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Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
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you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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