What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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