Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
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Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
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I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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