Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
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