is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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