the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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