No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
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i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
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I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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