I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
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I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
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Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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