Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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