your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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