We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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