Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
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I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
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I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
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ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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