but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
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Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
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Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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