theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
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