"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
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