I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
i took some ambien and I TRIPPED out...i went into my mom's room to say goodnight and i don't remember anything...she said that i got really pissed at her because we were living in the Keebler elf tree and she was visiting other trees, then i started laughing hysterically and she goes "whats so funny?" and i go "there are 7 people sitting on my knees" and she goes "doesn't that hurt?" and i said "no we're sitting in a bowl" and then i capped it off and said "join the crazy train bro" and passed out.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
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While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
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I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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