I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
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He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
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She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
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