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Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
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My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
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What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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