Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
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