please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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