I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
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I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
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It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
A bitchslap is in order.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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