i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
where does the pee come out of this thing
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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