We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
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