i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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