i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
Quick, to the slutcave!
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
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That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
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I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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