how can u be prego again
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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