You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
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When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
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Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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