I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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