is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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